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[A5]Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piec[E5]e of plastic fi[A5]lm
[A5]And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on m[E5]y little window [A5]sill
[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[A5]You know, my wife still respects me
Even though [E5]I really misuse [A5]her
[A5]I am having an affair
With the [E5]Random computer[A5]

[D5]But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my, [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my. [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun

[D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young
[A5]Or did they [D5]come d[D5]own [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun

[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my, [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
[A5]Oh [D5]dad[A5]dy, [E5]proud of your [D5]pla[A5]net
[A5]Oh [D5]mom[A5]my. [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun

[E5]

[D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young
[A5]Or did they [D5]come d[D5]own [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun

[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[D5]And don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

Understand me, [E5]u-understand me, 
u-understand me, now understand me
And [D5]don't [E5]you [D5]know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

And [D5]don't [E5]you [D5]know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]And my kids, 
they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all

[A5] [D5][A5]

[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man, [D5]       [A5]
[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5][A5]
[D5]I'm a 2,000 [A5]man, [D5][A5]
[D5][A5][A5]

I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000